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Alden-Conger, Lake Crystal Wellcome Memorial, Madelia, Truman-GHEC-Martin Luther @ St. Clair | Alden-Conger

Caleb Sorensen, Alden-Conger Round 1
Club: Terrace View Golf Club
Course: Terrace View Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 69.6/114
Front: 34.8/114
Back: 34.8/114
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3134763303551295094091773953093
HCP 2618301434622210
Par 45443543436
Gross
5
7
5
5
7
6
6
4
5
50
TOTAL +10+12+13+14+4+5+7+8+9
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 31347633035512950940917739530936186
HCP 251729133351219
Par 4544354343672
Gross 50
TOTAL +14
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