This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rantoul | Urbana

Urbana Round 1
Club: Willow Pond Golf Club
Course: Willow Pond Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender:
18-Hole: 70.7/112
Front: 35.4/112
Back: 35.3/112
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3464994032224455061213473853274
HCP 1339511117157
Par 45434534436
Score +4+3+4+1+6-1+4+3+3
TOTAL +26+29+33+34+40+39+43+46+49
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 37841416449236617235152438332446518
HCP 16218681412410
Par 4435434543672
Score +1+4E+2+5+1+3+2+4
TOTAL +1+5+5+7+12+13+16+18+22+49
Starting Hole