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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rantoul | Urbana

Jack Solava, Urbana Round 1
Club: Willow Pond Golf Club
Course: Willow Pond Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.7/112
Front: 35.4/112
Back: 35.3/112
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3464994032224455061213473853274
HCP 1339511117157
Par 45434534436
Gross
6
6
6
4
8
5
5
4
7
51
TOTAL +18+19+21+22+26+26+28+28+31
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 37841416449236617235152438332446518
HCP 16218681412410
Par 4435434543672
Gross
5
7
3
7
5
5
6
8
6
52103
TOTAL +1+4+4+6+7+9+11+14+16+31
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: 0 (0)
Scorer: Zach Spencer
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