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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rantoul | Pontiac

Michael Kuska, Pontiac Round 1
Club: Willow Pond Golf Club
Course: Willow Pond Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.7/112
Front: 35.4/112
Back: 35.3/112
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3464994032224455061213473853274
HCP 1339511117157
Par 45434534436
Gross
6
5
6
4
5
5
3
5
6
45
TOTAL +2+2+4+5+6+6+6+7+9
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 37841416449236617235152438332446518
HCP 16218681412410
Par 4435434543672
Gross
5
7
4
6
5
5
4
5
4
4590
TOTAL +10+13+14+15+16+18+18+18+18+18
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 4/18 (22.22%)
Putting Average: 1.67 (30)
Scorer: Harry Gilmore
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Date:
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