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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rantoul | Normal University

Parker Newton, Normal University Round 1
Club: Willow Pond Golf Club
Course: Willow Pond Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.7/112
Front: 35.4/112
Back: 35.3/112
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3464994032224455061213473853274
HCP 1339511117157
Par 45434534436
Gross
4
5
5
2
5
5
3
4
3
36
TOTAL EE+1E+1+1+1+1E
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 37841416449236617235152438332446518
HCP 16218681412410
Par 4435434543672
Gross
4
5
3
4
5
3
5
6
5
4076
TOTAL E+1+1E+1+1+2+3+4+4
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 1/18 (5.56%)
Putting Average: 0.22 (4)
Scorer: Benjamin Bandy
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole