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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rantoul | Normal University

Michael Cavanaugh, Normal University Round 1
Club: Willow Pond Golf Club
Course: Willow Pond Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.7/112
Front: 35.4/112
Back: 35.3/112
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3464994032224455061213473853274
HCP 1339511117157
Par 45434534436
Gross
5
4
5
4
6
6
3
6
4
43
TOTAL +1E+1+2+4+5+5+7+7
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 37841416449236617235152438332446518
HCP 16218681412410
Par 4435434543672
Gross
4
6
4
5
4
3
4
5
4
3982
TOTAL +7+9+10+10+10+10+10+10+10+10
Fairways Hit:
Greens in Regulation:
Putting Average:
Scorer: Charlie Cekander
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole