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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rantoul | Normal University

Brian Cavanaugh, Normal University Round 1
Club: Willow Pond Golf Club
Course: Willow Pond Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.7/112
Front: 35.4/112
Back: 35.3/112
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3464994032224455061213473853274
HCP 1339511117157
Par 45434534436
Gross
5
5
4
5
4
6
5
6
7
47
TOTAL +1+1+1+3+3+4+6+8+11
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 37841416449236617235152438332446518
HCP 16218681412410
Par 4435434543672
Gross
4
4
3
5
4
3
5
6
5
3986
TOTAL +11+11+11+11+11+11+12+13+14+14
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: -0.06 (-1)
Scorer: Oskar Hansen
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