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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rantoul | Mahomet-Seymour

Brian Coyne, Mahomet-Seymour Round 1
Club: Willow Pond Golf Club
Course: Willow Pond Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.7/112
Front: 35.4/112
Back: 35.3/112
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3464994032224455061213473853274
HCP 1339511117157
Par 45434534436
Gross
5
8
4
5
5
5
3
5
7
47
TOTAL +1+4+4+6+7+7+7+8+11
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 37841416449236617235152438332446518
HCP 16218681412410
Par 4435434543672
Gross
5
4
4
6
4
3
4
7
5
4289
TOTAL +12+12+13+14+14+14+14+16+17+17
Fairways Hit:
Greens in Regulation:
Putting Average:
Scorer: Jake Swartz
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole