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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rantoul | Mahomet-Seymour

Blake Harvey, Mahomet-Seymour Round 1
Club: Willow Pond Golf Club
Course: Willow Pond Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.7/112
Front: 35.4/112
Back: 35.3/112
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3464994032224455061213473853274
HCP 1339511117157
Par 45434534436
Gross
4
5
6
3
4
6
4
4
5
41
TOTAL EE+2+2+2+3+4+4+5
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 37841416449236617235152438332446518
HCP 16218681412410
Par 4435434543672
Gross
3
5
4
5
4
4
5
5
4
3980
TOTAL +4+5+6+6+6+7+8+8+8+8
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 1/18 (5.56%)
Putting Average: 0.17 (3)
Scorer: Parker Newton
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