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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rantoul | Mahomet-Seymour

Erik Christianson, Mahomet-Seymour Round 1
Club: Willow Pond Golf Club
Course: Willow Pond Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.7/112
Front: 35.4/112
Back: 35.3/112
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3464994032224455061213473853274
HCP 1339511117157
Par 45434534436
Gross
5
6
4
4
6
4
3
4
4
40
TOTAL +1+2+2+3+5+4+4+4+4
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 37841416449236617235152438332446518
HCP 16218681412410
Par 4435434543672
Gross
4
4
4
6
5
3
5
5
4
4080
TOTAL +4+4+5+6+7+7+8+8+8+8
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 2/18 (11.11%)
Putting Average: 0.44 (8)
Scorer: Michael CAVANAUGH
Attest: Erik Christianson
Date: 9/29/2021 01:26 PM
Starting Hole