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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rantoul | Danville

Cale Osborn, Danville Round 1
Club: Willow Pond Golf Club
Course: Willow Pond Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.7/112
Front: 35.4/112
Back: 35.3/112
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3464994032224455061213473853274
HCP 1339511117157
Par 45434534436
Gross
4
6
4
6
5
7
4
8
5
49
TOTAL +22+23+23+26+27+29+30+34+35
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 37841416449236617235152438332446518
HCP 16218681412410
Par 4435434543672
Gross
7
7
5
6
11
4
7
7
4
58107
TOTAL +3+6+8+9+16+17+20+22+22+35
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