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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rantoul | Danville

Collin Lomax, Danville Round 1
Club: Willow Pond Golf Club
Course: Willow Pond Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.7/112
Front: 35.4/112
Back: 35.3/112
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3464994032224455061213473853274
HCP 1339511117157
Par 45434534436
Gross
5
6
6
4
7
5
4
4
5
46
TOTAL +12+13+15+16+19+19+20+20+21
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 37841416449236617235152438332446518
HCP 16218681412410
Par 4435434543672
Gross
6
5
5
6
4
5
5
7
4
4793
TOTAL +2+3+5+6+6+8+9+11+11+21
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 1/18 (5.56%)
Putting Average: -0.22 (-4)
Scorer: Jake Miller
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Date:
Starting Hole