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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rantoul | Champaign Central

Oskar Hansen, Champaign Central Round 1
Club: Willow Pond Golf Club
Course: Willow Pond Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.7/112
Front: 35.4/112
Back: 35.3/112
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3464994032224455061213473853274
HCP 1339511117157
Par 45434534436
Gross
5
4
5
4
4
5
3
5
6
41
TOTAL +1E+1+2+2+2+2+3+5
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 37841416449236617235152438332446518
HCP 16218681412410
Par 4435434543672
Gross
4
6
4
6
6
4
5
6
6
4788
TOTAL +5+7+8+9+11+12+13+14+16+16
Fairways Hit:
Greens in Regulation:
Putting Average:
Scorer: John Schlenker
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole