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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rantoul | Champaign Central

Connor Clifton, Champaign Central Round 1
Club: Willow Pond Golf Club
Course: Willow Pond Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.7/112
Front: 35.4/112
Back: 35.3/112
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3464994032224455061213473853274
HCP 1339511117157
Par 45434534436
Gross
4
5
4
3
7
5
4
5
4
41
TOTAL EEEE+3+3+4+5+5
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 37841416449236617235152438332446518
HCP 16218681412410
Par 4435434543672
Gross
4
6
4
5
4
3
5
4
5
4081
TOTAL +5+7+8+8+8+8+9+8+9+9
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: -0.06 (-1)
Scorer: Reis Claybrooke
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Date:
Starting Hole