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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rantoul | Centennial

Nick Kroencke, Centennial Round 1
Club: Willow Pond Golf Club
Course: Willow Pond Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.7/112
Front: 35.4/112
Back: 35.3/112
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3464994032224455061213473853274
HCP 1339511117157
Par 45434534436
Gross
6
5
8
4
6
6
4
5
5
49
TOTAL +20+20+24+25+27+28+29+30+31
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 37841416449236617235152438332446518
HCP 16218681412410
Par 4435434543672
Gross
6
7
4
8
4
5
5
9
6
54103
TOTAL +2+5+6+9+9+11+12+16+18+31
Fairways Hit: 3/14 (21.43%)
Greens in Regulation: 1/18 (5.56%)
Putting Average: 2.06 (37)
Scorer: Cale Osborn
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