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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rantoul | Centennial

Jake Miller, Centennial Round 1
Club: Willow Pond Golf Club
Course: Willow Pond Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.7/112
Front: 35.4/112
Back: 35.3/112
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3464994032224455061213473853274
HCP 1339511117157
Par 45434534436
Gross
6
6
5
4
5
7
5
5
6
49
TOTAL +21+22+23+24+25+27+29+30+32
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 37841416449236617235152438332446518
HCP 16218681412410
Par 4435434543672
Gross
6
6
6
7
7
6
5
7
5
55104
TOTAL +2+4+7+9+12+15+16+18+19+32
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 4/18 (22.22%)
Putting Average: 1.39 (25)
Scorer: Collin Lomax
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