This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Auburn | Western

Seth Aaron Vincent, Western Round 1
Club: Edgewood Golf Club
Course: Edgewood Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.1/124
Front: 35.5/125
Back: 34.6/123
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3534084251804923694801423783227
HCP 86410161218142
Par 44435453436
Gross
5
9
8
6
6
8
6
6
6
60
TOTAL +36+41+45+48+49+53+54+57+59
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 41235434931918548435114540029996226
HCP 3115913157171
Par 4444354343571
Gross
8
8
7
9
7
8
9
6
8
70130
TOTAL +4+8+11+16+20+23+28+31+35+59
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