This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Auburn | Williamsville

Will Seman, Williamsville Round 1
Club: Edgewood Golf Club
Course: Edgewood Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.1/124
Front: 35.5/125
Back: 34.6/123
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3534084251804923694801423783227
HCP 86410161218142
Par 44435453436
Gross
4
4
4
2
5
4
5
4
4
36
TOTAL EEE-1-1-1-1EE
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 41235434931918548435114540029996226
HCP 3115913157171
Par 4444354343571
Gross
4
5
4
5
3
5
6
2
6
4076
TOTAL E+1+1+2+2+2+4+3+5+5
Fairways Hit: 5/14 (35.71%)
Greens in Regulation: 10/18 (55.56%)
Putting Average: 1.78 (32)
Scorer: Trace Donnan
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Date:
Starting Hole