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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Auburn | Triopia

Sam Cox, Triopia Round 1
Club: Edgewood Golf Club
Course: Edgewood Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.1/124
Front: 35.5/125
Back: 34.6/123
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3534084251804923694801423783227
HCP 86410161218142
Par 44435453436
Gross
6
4
5
5
5
3
9
4
8
49
TOTAL +2+2+3+5+5+4+8+9+13
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 41235434931918548435114540029996226
HCP 3115913157171
Par 4444354343571
Gross
6
6
6
5
4
6
6
5
12
56105
TOTAL +15+17+19+20+21+22+24+26+34+34
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: -0.06 (-1)
Scorer: Isaac Anderson
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Date:
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