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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Auburn | Routt Catholic

Conrad Charpentier, Routt Catholic Round 1
Club: Edgewood Golf Club
Course: Edgewood Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.1/124
Front: 35.5/125
Back: 34.6/123
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3534084251804923694801423783227
HCP 86410161218142
Par 44435453436
Gross
4
5
4
3
5
5
7
4
4
41
TOTAL E+1+1+1+1+2+4+5+5
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 41235434931918548435114540029996226
HCP 3115913157171
Par 4444354343571
Gross
5
7
6
5
4
4
6
5
5
4788
TOTAL +6+9+11+12+13+12+14+16+17+17
Fairways Hit: 1/14 (7.14%)
Greens in Regulation: 1/18 (5.56%)
Putting Average: 0.28 (5)
Scorer: Tanner Frye
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole