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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Auburn | PORTA

Trace Donnan, PORTA Round 1
Club: Edgewood Golf Club
Course: Edgewood Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.1/124
Front: 35.5/125
Back: 34.6/123
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3534084251804923694801423783227
HCP 86410161218142
Par 44435453436
Gross
5
4
6
4
5
5
6
3
4
42
TOTAL +1+1+3+4+4+5+6+6+6
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 41235434931918548435114540029996226
HCP 3115913157171
Par 4444354343571
Gross
4
6
5
6
4
4
5
3
6
4385
TOTAL +6+8+9+11+12+11+12+12+14+14
Fairways Hit:
Greens in Regulation:
Putting Average:
Scorer: Logan Kavish
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole