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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Auburn | PORTA

Skyler Musgrove, PORTA Round 1
Club: Edgewood Golf Club
Course: Edgewood Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.1/124
Front: 35.5/125
Back: 34.6/123
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3534084251804923694801423783227
HCP 86410161218142
Par 44435453436
Gross
4
5
5
5
5
4
5
3
4
40
TOTAL E+1+2+4+4+4+4+4+4
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 41235434931918548435114540029996226
HCP 3115913157171
Par 4444354343571
Gross
6
4
7
5
4
6
6
3
6
4787
TOTAL +6+6+9+10+11+12+14+14+16+16
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: 0 (0)
Scorer: Klayton Komnick
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Date:
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