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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Auburn | PORTA

Gavin Arthalony, PORTA Round 1
Club: Edgewood Golf Club
Course: Edgewood Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.1/124
Front: 35.5/125
Back: 34.6/123
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3534084251804923694801423783227
HCP 86410161218142
Par 44435453436
Gross
5
4
4
6
4
5
5
4
5
42
TOTAL +1+1+1+4+3+4+4+5+6
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 41235434931918548435114540029996226
HCP 3115913157171
Par 4444354343571
Gross
6
5
4
6
4
7
7
3
4
4688
TOTAL +8+9+9+11+12+14+17+17+17+17
Fairways Hit:
Greens in Regulation:
Putting Average:
Scorer: EVAN Anderson
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole