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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Auburn | Pleasant Plains

Kyle Abraham, Pleasant Plains Round 1
Club: Edgewood Golf Club
Course: Edgewood Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.1/124
Front: 35.5/125
Back: 34.6/123
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3534084251804923694801423783227
HCP 86410161218142
Par 44435453436
Gross
5
5
4
5
5
5
6
4
6
45
TOTAL +3+4+4+6+6+7+8+9+11
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 41235434931918548435114540029996226
HCP 3115913157171
Par 4444354343571
Gross
4
5
5
4
4
5
4
2
4
3782
TOTAL E+1+2+2+3+3+3+2+2+11
Fairways Hit: 4/14 (28.57%)
Greens in Regulation: 5/18 (27.78%)
Putting Average: 1.78 (32)
Scorer: Abe Welbourne
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Date:
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