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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Auburn | Pleasant Plains

Jake Cooper, Pleasant Plains Round 1
Club: Edgewood Golf Club
Course: Edgewood Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.1/124
Front: 35.5/125
Back: 34.6/123
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3534084251804923694801423783227
HCP 86410161218142
Par 44435453436
Gross
6
5
5
3
5
5
8
5
7
49
TOTAL +22+23+24+24+24+25+28+30+33
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 41235434931918548435114540029996226
HCP 3115913157171
Par 4444354343571
Gross
7
6
5
7
5
8
6
4
7
55104
TOTAL +3+5+6+9+11+14+16+17+20+33
Fairways Hit: 3/14 (21.43%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: 0.56 (10)
Scorer: Brennan Tomhave
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