This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Auburn | Pittsfield

Abe Welbourne, Pittsfield Round 1
Club: Edgewood Golf Club
Course: Edgewood Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.1/124
Front: 35.5/125
Back: 34.6/123
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3534084251804923694801423783227
HCP 86410161218142
Par 44435453436
Gross
5
5
6
4
6
5
5
2
5
43
TOTAL +11+12+14+15+16+17+17+16+17
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 41235434931918548435114540029996226
HCP 3115913157171
Par 4444354343571
Gross
5
7
6
5
5
4
4
4
5
4588
TOTAL +1+4+6+7+9+8+8+9+10+17
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 2/18 (11.11%)
Putting Average: 1.44 (26)
Scorer: Nolan Fester
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole