This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Auburn | Northwestern

Matthew Pitchford, Northwestern Round 1
Club: Edgewood Golf Club
Course: Edgewood Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.1/124
Front: 35.5/125
Back: 34.6/123
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3534084251804923694801423783227
HCP 86410161218142
Par 44435453436
Gross
4
5
5
3
6
3
6
4
5
41
TOTAL +15+16+17+17+18+17+18+19+20
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 41235434931918548435114540029996226
HCP 3115913157171
Par 4444354343571
Gross
6
5
5
6
5
6
4
5
8
5091
TOTAL +2+3+4+6+8+9+9+11+15+20
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: -0.11 (-2)
Scorer: Cameron Sievers
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Date:
Starting Hole