This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Auburn | Northwestern

Maddax Coffey, Northwestern Round 1
Club: Edgewood Golf Club
Course: Edgewood Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.1/124
Front: 35.5/125
Back: 34.6/123
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3534084251804923694801423783227
HCP 86410161218142
Par 44435453436
Gross
6
7
7
5
8
6
7
3
6
55
TOTAL +31+34+37+39+42+44+46+46+48
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 41235434931918548435114540029996226
HCP 3115913157171
Par 4444354343571
Gross
8
7
7
6
8
9
8
3
8
64119
TOTAL +4+7+10+12+17+21+25+25+29+48
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 3/18 (16.67%)
Putting Average: 2.5 (45)
Scorer: Russell Wible
Attest: Maddax Coffey
Date: 9/29/2021 01:08 PM
Starting Hole