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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Auburn | North Mac

Payne McLean, North Mac Round 1
Club: Edgewood Golf Club
Course: Edgewood Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.1/124
Front: 35.5/125
Back: 34.6/123
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3534084251804923694801423783227
HCP 86410161218142
Par 44435453436
Gross
6
7
6
10
9
11
7
5
9
70
TOTAL +29+32+34+41+45+52+54+56+61
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 41235434931918548435114540029996226
HCP 3115913157171
Par 4444354343571
Gross
10
4
8
7
7
9
6
6
5
62132
TOTAL +6+6+10+13+17+21+23+26+27+61
Fairways Hit: 1/14 (7.14%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: 0 (0)
Scorer: Johnnie Yates
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