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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Auburn | North Mac

Nolan Fester, North Mac Round 1
Club: Edgewood Golf Club
Course: Edgewood Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.1/124
Front: 35.5/125
Back: 34.6/123
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3534084251804923694801423783227
HCP 86410161218142
Par 44435453436
Gross
5
7
8
4
7
5
6
5
6
53
TOTAL +15+18+22+23+25+26+27+29+31
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 41235434931918548435114540029996226
HCP 3115913157171
Par 4444354343571
Gross
5
5
6
4
5
5
7
6
6
49102
TOTAL +1+2+4+4+6+6+9+12+14+31
Fairways Hit: 4/14 (28.57%)
Greens in Regulation: 3/18 (16.67%)
Putting Average: 1.89 (34)
Scorer: Kyle Abraham
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole