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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Auburn | North Mac

Drew Scroggins , North Mac Round 1
Club: Edgewood Golf Club
Course: Edgewood Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.1/124
Front: 35.5/125
Back: 34.6/123
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3534084251804923694801423783227
HCP 86410161218142
Par 44435453436
Gross
5
7
10
8
9
9
7
5
11
71
TOTAL +40+43+49+54+58+63+65+67+74
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 41235434931918548435114540029996226
HCP 3115913157171
Par 4444354343571
Gross
10
5
6
7
4
11
7
4
20
74145
TOTAL +6+7+9+12+13+19+22+23+39+74
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: -0.5 (-9)
Scorer: Liam Bonnett
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Date:
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