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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Auburn | North Mac

Andrew Baines, North Mac Round 1
Club: Edgewood Golf Club
Course: Edgewood Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.1/124
Front: 35.5/125
Back: 34.6/123
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3534084251804923694801423783227
HCP 86410161218142
Par 44435453436
Gross
5
5
5
5
6
5
7
5
6
49
TOTAL +17+18+19+21+22+23+25+27+29
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 41235434931918548435114540029996226
HCP 3115913157171
Par 4444354343571
Gross
6
6
6
6
5
6
5
5
6
51100
TOTAL +2+4+6+8+10+11+12+14+16+29
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: 0.61 (11)
Scorer: Jake Cooper
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Date:
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