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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Auburn | Mt. Pulaski

Jackson Fricke, Mt. Pulaski Round 1
Club: Edgewood Golf Club
Course: Edgewood Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.1/124
Front: 35.5/125
Back: 34.6/123
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3534084251804923694801423783227
HCP 86410161218142
Par 44435453436
Gross
8
5
7
5
6
6
5
3
5
50
TOTAL +4+5+8+10+11+13+13+13+14
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 41235434931918548435114540029996226
HCP 3115913157171
Par 4444354343571
Gross
9
6
7
7
4
9
8
5
7
62112
TOTAL +19+21+24+27+28+32+36+38+41+41
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