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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Auburn | Bluffs

Tysyn Mast, Bluffs Round 1
Club: Edgewood Golf Club
Course: Edgewood Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.1/124
Front: 35.5/125
Back: 34.6/123
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3534084251804923694801423783227
HCP 86410161218142
Par 44435453436
Gross
4
4
4
3
4
4
6
3
6
38
TOTAL +5+5+5+5+4+4+5+5+7
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 41235434931918548435114540029996226
HCP 3115913157171
Par 4444354343571
Gross
6
4
6
3
4
4
4
5
4
4078
TOTAL +2+2+4+3+4+3+3+5+5+7
Fairways Hit: 2/14 (14.29%)
Greens in Regulation: 3/18 (16.67%)
Putting Average: 0.44 (8)
Scorer: Andrew Wilson
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Date:
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