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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Auburn | Bluffs

Landon Neff, Bluffs Round 1
Club: Edgewood Golf Club
Course: Edgewood Golf Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.1/124
Front: 35.5/125
Back: 34.6/123
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3534084251804923694801423783227
HCP 86410161218142
Par 44435453436
Gross
6
10
6
8
8
6
9
5
8
66
TOTAL +34+40+42+47+50+52+56+58+62
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 41235434931918548435114540029996226
HCP 3115913157171
Par 4444354343571
Gross
9
8
9
8
6
7
7
5
8
67133
TOTAL +5+9+14+18+21+23+26+28+32+62
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 2/18 (11.11%)
Putting Average: 2.89 (52)
Scorer: Alex Peters
Attest:
Date:
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