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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Moweaqua (Central A&M) | Okaw Valley

Miles Harlin, Okaw Valley Round 1
Club: Moweaqua Golf Course
Course: Moweaqua Golf Course

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 68/109
Front: 34/109
Back: 34/109
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3352743895361184203071464702995
HCP 1397117511153
Par 44453443536
Gross
3
3
5
6
4
5
6
3
4
39
TOTAL +8+7+8+9+10+11+13+13+12
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 51313139737047732711738629030086003
HCP 21641081218614
Par 5344543443672
Gross
7
3
4
5
5
6
5
6
4
4584
TOTAL +2+2+2+3+3+5+7+9+9+12
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: -0.06 (-1)
Scorer: Quinn Schmidgall
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Date:
Starting Hole