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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Moweaqua (Central A&M) | Sullivan

Ben Bushue, Sullivan Round 1
Club: Moweaqua Golf Course
Course: Moweaqua Golf Course

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 68/109
Front: 34/109
Back: 34/109
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3352743895361184203071464702995
HCP 1397117511153
Par 44453443536
Gross
4
5
5
6
3
5
5
5
5
43
TOTAL E+1+2+3+3+4+5+7+7
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 51313139737047732711738629030086003
HCP 21641081218614
Par 5344543443672
Gross
6
5
5
5
6
5
7
5
4
4891
TOTAL +8+10+11+12+13+14+18+19+19+19
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: 0.06 (1)
Scorer:
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Starting Hole