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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Moweaqua (Central A&M) | Downs Tri-Valley

David Christianson, Downs Tri-Valley Round 1
Club: Moweaqua Golf Course
Course: Moweaqua Golf Course

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 68/109
Front: 34/109
Back: 34/109
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3352743895361184203071464702995
HCP 1397117511153
Par 44453443536
Gross
4
6
5
6
3
5
7
3
5
44
TOTAL +8+10+11+12+12+13+16+16+16
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 51313139737047732711738629030086003
HCP 21641081218614
Par 5344543443672
Gross
6
3
5
6
6
5
5
5
3
4488
TOTAL +1+1+2+4+5+6+8+9+8+16
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: -0.22 (-4)
Scorer: Colton Bourne
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Date:
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