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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Moweaqua (Central A&M) | Cornerstone Christian Academy

Ridge Willard, Cornerstone Christian Academy Round 1
Club: Moweaqua Golf Course
Course: Moweaqua Golf Course

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 68/109
Front: 34/109
Back: 34/109
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3352743895361184203071464702995
HCP 1397117511153
Par 44453443536
Gross
5
9
5
5
4
5
4
4
4
45
TOTAL +1+6+7+7+8+9+9+10+9
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 51313139737047732711738629030086003
HCP 21641081218614
Par 5344543443672
Gross
5
2
3
4
6
4
3
4
5
3681
TOTAL +9+8+7+7+8+8+8+8+9+9
Fairways Hit: 1/14 (7.14%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: 0.28 (5)
Scorer:
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Date:
Starting Hole