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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Moweaqua (Central A&M) | Cornerstone Christian Academy

Matthew Wingate , Cornerstone Christian Academy Round 1
Club: Moweaqua Golf Course
Course: Moweaqua Golf Course

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 68/109
Front: 34/109
Back: 34/109
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3352743895361184203071464702995
HCP 1397117511153
Par 44453443536
Gross
6
4
5
5
5
6
5
3
5
44
TOTAL +2+2+3+3+5+7+8+8+8
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 51313139737047732711738629030086003
HCP 21641081218614
Par 5344543443672
Gross
7
3
5
5
5
5
5
4
5
4488
TOTAL +10+10+11+12+12+13+15+15+16+16
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