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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Bismarck (B-H-R-A) | St. Thomas More

Jack McMahon, St. Thomas More Round 1
Club: Turtle Run Golf Club
Course: Turtle Run Golf Club

Tee: Boxer
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.2/127
Front: 35.6/126
Back: 35.6/127
Hole 123456789OUT
Boxer 3924973631793404984211993873276
HCP 5711131715193
Par 45434543436
Gross
6
6
5
4
6
6
6
5
6
50
TOTAL +2+3+4+5+7+8+10+12+14
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Boxer 40650736616634250838718739632656541
HCP 21416618812104
Par 4543454343672
Gross
5
7
4
7
7
6
6
5
5
52102
TOTAL +15+17+17+21+24+25+27+29+30+30
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