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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Bismarck (B-H-R-A) | Salt Fork

Carter Ridge, Salt Fork Round 1
Club: Turtle Run Golf Club
Course: Turtle Run Golf Club

Tee: Boxer
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.2/127
Front: 35.6/126
Back: 35.6/127
Hole 123456789OUT
Boxer 3924973631793404984211993873276
HCP 5711131715193
Par 45434543436
Gross
6
10
8
5
5
8
5
3
6
56
TOTAL +2+7+11+13+14+17+18+18+20
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Boxer 40650736616634250838718739632656541
HCP 21416618812104
Par 4543454343672
Gross
6
7
8
4
4
8
7
4
5
53109
TOTAL +22+24+28+29+29+32+35+36+37+37
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