This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Bismarck (B-H-R-A) | Oakland

Connor Johnson, Oakland Round 1
Club: Turtle Run Golf Club
Course: Turtle Run Golf Club

Tee: Boxer
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.2/127
Front: 35.6/126
Back: 35.6/127
Hole 123456789OUT
Boxer 3924973631793404984211993873276
HCP 5711131715193
Par 45434543436
Gross
9
10
11
11
9
12
12
8
8
90
TOTAL +55+60+67+75+80+87+95+100+104
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Boxer 40650736616634250838718739632656541
HCP 21416618812104
Par 4543454343672
Gross
10
10
11
12
10
9
7
9
8
86176
TOTAL +6+11+18+27+33+37+40+46+50+104
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