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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Bismarck (B-H-R-A) | Champaign (Academy High)

Sam Laufenberg, Champaign (Academy High) Round 1
Club: Turtle Run Golf Club
Course: Turtle Run Golf Club

Tee: Boxer
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.2/127
Front: 35.6/126
Back: 35.6/127
Hole 123456789OUT
Boxer 3924973631793404984211993873276
HCP 5711131715193
Par 45434543436
Gross
9
10
8
9
6
8
7
6
10
73
TOTAL +49+54+58+64+66+69+72+75+81
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Boxer 40650736616634250838718739632656541
HCP 21416618812104
Par 4543454343672
Gross
9
11
10
9
8
14
8
5
6
80153
TOTAL +5+11+17+23+27+36+40+42+44+81
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