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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Bismarck (B-H-R-A) | Schlarman

Owen Jones, Schlarman Round 1
Club: Turtle Run Golf Club
Course: Turtle Run Golf Club

Tee: Boxer
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.2/127
Front: 35.6/126
Back: 35.6/127
Hole 123456789OUT
Boxer 3924973631793404984211993873276
HCP 5711131715193
Par 45434543436
Gross
5
7
7
4
7
6
6
7
4
53
TOTAL +17+19+22+23+26+27+29+33+33
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Boxer 40650736616634250838718739632656541
HCP 21416618812104
Par 4543454343672
Gross
6
7
7
4
6
6
6
4
6
52105
TOTAL +2+4+7+8+10+11+13+14+16+33
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: -0.11 (-2)
Scorer:
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Starting Hole