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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Bismarck (B-H-R-A) | Bismarck-Henning Rossville-Alvin

Nick Garmon, Bismarck-Henning Rossville-Alvin Round 1
Club: Turtle Run Golf Club
Course: Turtle Run Golf Club

Tee: Boxer
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.2/127
Front: 35.6/126
Back: 35.6/127
Hole 123456789OUT
Boxer 3924973631793404984211993873276
HCP 5711131715193
Par 45434543436
Gross
5
6
4
5
7
7
6
3
6
49
TOTAL +1+2+2+4+7+9+11+11+13
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Boxer 40650736616634250838718739632656541
HCP 21416618812104
Par 4543454343672
Gross
5
6
4
4
5
8
4
4
6
4695
TOTAL +14+15+15+16+17+20+20+21+23+23
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