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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Effingham (St. Anthony) | Oblong

Jake Smothers, Oblong Round 1
Club: Effingham Country Club
Course: Effingham Country Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.3/126
Front: 34.9/126
Back: 35.4/126
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3401155263695253553301413773078
HCP 1117371913155
Par 43545443436
Gross
4
5
6
6
5
3
4
4
4
41
TOTAL E+2+3+5+5+4+4+5+5
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 47937016037755536518239128031596237
HCP 41418621216810
Par 5434543443672
Gross
4
4
3
4
7
4
3
4
4
3778
TOTAL +4+4+4+4+6+6+6+6+6+6
Fairways Hit: 1/14 (7.14%)
Greens in Regulation: 1/18 (5.56%)
Putting Average: 0.11 (2)
Scorer: Zeke Rippetoe
Attest: Jake Smothers
Date: 9/29/2021 12:50 PM
Starting Hole