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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Effingham (St. Anthony) | Louisville North Clay

Enoch McCrary, Louisville North Clay Round 1
Club: Effingham Country Club
Course: Effingham Country Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.3/126
Front: 34.9/126
Back: 35.4/126
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3401155263695253553301413773078
HCP 1117371913155
Par 43545443436
Gross
10
4
9
6
12
6
7
6
7
67
TOTAL +31+32+36+38+45+47+50+53+56
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 47937016037755536518239128031596237
HCP 41418621216810
Par 5434543443672
Gross
6
11
4
9
7
5
6
8
5
61128
TOTAL +1+8+9+14+16+17+20+24+25+56
Fairways Hit: 1/14 (7.14%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: 0.28 (5)
Scorer: Weston Tharp
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Date:
Starting Hole