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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Effingham (St. Anthony) | Teutopolis

Teutopolis Round 1
Club: Effingham Country Club
Course: Effingham Country Club

Tee: White
Gender:
18-Hole: 70.3/126
Front: 34.9/126
Back: 35.4/126
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3401155263695253553301413773078
HCP 1117371913155
Par 43545443436
Score +5+2+5+2+4+4+6+4+7
TOTAL +5+7+12+14+18+22+28+32+39
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 47937016037755536518239128031596237
HCP 41418621216810
Par 5434543443672
Score +4+1+4+4+9+6+3+8+4
TOTAL +43+44+48+52+61+67+70+78+82+82
Starting Hole