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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Effingham (St. Anthony) | Teutopolis

Ethan Thoele, Teutopolis Round 1
Club: Effingham Country Club
Course: Effingham Country Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.3/126
Front: 34.9/126
Back: 35.4/126
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3401155263695253553301413773078
HCP 1117371913155
Par 43545443436
Gross
4
5
7
5
6
5
6
4
5
47
TOTAL E+2+4+5+6+7+9+10+11
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 47937016037755536518239128031596237
HCP 41418621216810
Par 5434543443672
Gross
7
5
4
5
7
6
4
5
6
4996
TOTAL +13+14+15+16+18+20+21+22+24+24
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 1/18 (5.56%)
Putting Average: -0.06 (-1)
Scorer: Daniel Davis
Attest: Ethan Thoele
Date: 9/29/2021 02:04 PM
Starting Hole